1 00:00:15,020 --> 00:00:17,105 [voice on computer] Which of the following statements is true? 2 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:20,108 Relationships with coworkers are: "A," forbidden; 3 00:00:20,191 --> 00:00:21,818 "B," okay with clearance; 4 00:00:21,901 --> 00:00:24,070 "C," fine if no one gets hurt. 5 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:26,114 -[scoffs] "C" all day. -Incorrect. 6 00:00:26,197 --> 00:00:28,283 -The answer is "A." -[chuckles] What? 7 00:00:28,366 --> 00:00:30,118 Suzanne, that's insane. 8 00:00:30,201 --> 00:00:32,954 Are you telling me that if there's a conflict between work and love, 9 00:00:33,038 --> 00:00:35,123 you expect me to pledge my loyalty to work? 10 00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:37,000 Uh, I am Team Love. 11 00:00:37,083 --> 00:00:40,462 Davis, out of a possible score of 50, you have scored two. 12 00:00:40,545 --> 00:00:43,173 Please see your manager for further training. 13 00:00:43,256 --> 00:00:44,507 Not again. 14 00:00:44,591 --> 00:00:47,385 Do not fuck the people you work with. 15 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:49,262 I'm sorry, what? 16 00:00:49,345 --> 00:00:52,390 I know it's New York, and being slutty is now empowering, but it's the law. 17 00:00:52,474 --> 00:00:55,769 This is our sexual harassment training. Hands off your coworkers. 18 00:00:56,978 --> 00:00:58,146 [softly] Do you mean Nadia? 19 00:00:59,773 --> 00:01:01,316 Of course, not Nadia. 20 00:01:01,399 --> 00:01:05,320 You are the assistant to a celebrity stylist. 21 00:01:05,403 --> 00:01:07,989 I mean, do not fuck our clients. 22 00:01:08,073 --> 00:01:11,159 They're hot, they're famous, and they will literally jump on anything. 23 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:13,703 Okay, now sign this saying I trained you, or you're fired. 24 00:01:13,787 --> 00:01:15,705 -Nadia... Podepiš to! -Yes, ma'am. 25 00:01:17,082 --> 00:01:19,793 Today we will uncover the cadavers, 26 00:01:19,876 --> 00:01:21,377 including the genitalia. 27 00:01:21,461 --> 00:01:23,630 -They may be swollen. -[students chuckling] 28 00:01:23,713 --> 00:01:26,424 May I remind you, you are all future doctors, 29 00:01:26,508 --> 00:01:28,259 so I don't want to hear any giggling. 30 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:30,637 And I certainly don't want to see our heroic donors 31 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:32,180 in sunglasses on TikTok. 32 00:01:32,889 --> 00:01:34,516 -Yes, Kel? -Do we have to? 33 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:36,684 -Do we have to what? -Uncover the body. 34 00:01:36,768 --> 00:01:38,228 Yes, that's literally the point. 35 00:01:38,311 --> 00:01:40,563 Okay. Is-- is there, like, a-- a vegan 36 00:01:40,647 --> 00:01:43,900 or a rubber, I don't know, less corpse-y option lying around? 37 00:01:43,983 --> 00:01:46,194 You can't be a doctor without touching a cadaver. 38 00:01:46,277 --> 00:01:48,404 What do you want, a mannequin? You wanna cut it 39 00:01:48,488 --> 00:01:50,198 -and see if it's cake or not? -[students laughing] 40 00:01:50,281 --> 00:01:52,283 -No, that would be great, though. -Kel. 41 00:01:52,367 --> 00:01:53,535 -Hm? -Remove the sheet. 42 00:01:56,121 --> 00:01:57,872 Damn, that dude's real dead. 43 00:02:00,583 --> 00:02:01,584 [Kel thuds] 44 00:02:01,668 --> 00:02:04,337 -[metallic clattering] -[sighs] Someone bring a gurney. 45 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:08,424 [♪ upbeat, electronic music playing] 46 00:02:15,431 --> 00:02:19,936 {\an8}♪ Do what you feel 'cause everything's real ♪ 47 00:02:20,019 --> 00:02:22,438 ♪ 'Cause everything's real ♪ 48 00:02:30,321 --> 00:02:31,906 [couple moaning] 49 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:35,201 Oh yeah. Yes. Oh yeah. 50 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,036 -Yeah, I'm so close. -Same. 51 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,122 Yes! Yes, right there, just like that. 52 00:02:39,205 --> 00:02:41,833 [moaning intensifies] Oh, my God! Oh! 53 00:02:43,751 --> 00:02:47,046 Are-- are you on your phone? 54 00:02:48,131 --> 00:02:49,674 I'm-- I'm just double checking the time for the interview. 55 00:02:49,757 --> 00:02:51,551 Oh, my God, you've got to be kidding me. 56 00:02:51,634 --> 00:02:54,053 -[groaning] -Viv, I'm sorry. 57 00:02:54,137 --> 00:02:56,264 Josh, you've checked it, like, a hundred times already, 58 00:02:56,347 --> 00:02:59,017 Babe, it's The Wes Dryden Show. I can't screw this up. 59 00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:01,728 It's a TV show. I am your literal girlfriend 60 00:03:01,811 --> 00:03:03,688 who was just fucking your brains out. 61 00:03:03,771 --> 00:03:05,523 Which I loved and want to circle back to. 62 00:03:05,607 --> 00:03:08,401 But The Wes Dryden Show is not just a TV show to me. 63 00:03:08,484 --> 00:03:11,821 The Wes Dryden Show is investigative journalism at its best. 64 00:03:11,905 --> 00:03:14,240 Wes Dryden is an American hero. 65 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:16,701 -[sighs] -And I realize I'm-- I'm saying that 66 00:03:16,784 --> 00:03:18,703 to a social worker. 67 00:03:19,621 --> 00:03:20,788 I'm such an asshole. 68 00:03:20,872 --> 00:03:23,374 I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous. 69 00:03:23,458 --> 00:03:25,043 You're not an asshole. 70 00:03:25,126 --> 00:03:26,878 You're just a huge nerd 71 00:03:26,961 --> 00:03:30,048 who is inexplicably passionate about TV journalism. 72 00:03:30,131 --> 00:03:31,633 Who's freakishly strong 73 00:03:31,716 --> 00:03:33,468 -and good at sex. -[chuckles] 74 00:03:33,551 --> 00:03:36,429 [♪ upbeat music playing] 75 00:03:39,057 --> 00:03:40,850 {\an8}-[knocking] -[Davis] Ava! 76 00:03:40,934 --> 00:03:42,769 {\an8}Rise and shine, sleepyhead. 77 00:03:42,852 --> 00:03:45,021 {\an8}I made you an oat milk latte. 78 00:03:45,104 --> 00:03:46,105 {\an8}Ava? 79 00:03:47,232 --> 00:03:48,441 What the hell? 80 00:03:50,443 --> 00:03:53,696 {\an8}"Davis, you're such a great guy, but I don't think it's going to work out. 81 00:03:53,780 --> 00:03:56,449 {\an8}"Can you text me what brand of humidifier you have? 82 00:03:56,532 --> 00:03:57,700 {\an8}XO. Ava." 83 00:03:57,784 --> 00:04:00,787 ♪ Clap-Pat, clap your hand, cross it with your left arm ♪ 84 00:04:00,870 --> 00:04:02,830 ♪ Pat your partner's left palm ♪ 85 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:04,624 Hey, is this cardigan pretentious? 86 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:07,335 -Uh, it's so you. -Thanks. 87 00:04:07,418 --> 00:04:08,795 Wait, am I pretentious? 88 00:04:08,878 --> 00:04:10,713 {\an8}I'd love to talk about this later. 89 00:04:10,797 --> 00:04:12,215 {\an8}I'm working on my lines for my callback. 90 00:04:12,298 --> 00:04:14,175 {\an8}You got a callback for that play? That's huge! 91 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:15,760 {\an8}Yeah, dude, I know. I-- I sent in a tape, 92 00:04:15,843 --> 00:04:18,388 {\an8}like, two weeks ago and heard nothing, 93 00:04:18,471 --> 00:04:20,682 {\an8}which is basically what always happens with these open casting calls. 94 00:04:20,765 --> 00:04:22,725 But I just got an email, and they want to see me in person. 95 00:04:22,809 --> 00:04:25,061 -Dude! You're great in person. -I know! 96 00:04:25,144 --> 00:04:27,480 Wait, but how are you able to do this and med school? 97 00:04:27,563 --> 00:04:29,065 Okay, so I have this new system 98 00:04:29,148 --> 00:04:31,234 where basically, I don't sleep at night, 99 00:04:31,317 --> 00:04:33,403 but when I shower, I allow myself to drift off. 100 00:04:33,486 --> 00:04:35,154 And then, when the water gets cold, I get out. 101 00:04:35,238 --> 00:04:38,032 That's not a system, that's a cry for help. 102 00:04:38,116 --> 00:04:40,410 No, no, it's working great. I-- I just I haven't figured out 103 00:04:40,493 --> 00:04:43,121 how to stop fainting or-- or nodding off in conversation. 104 00:04:43,204 --> 00:04:45,331 Did a beautiful woman leave here this morning? 105 00:04:45,415 --> 00:04:47,792 Yeah. Yeah, she was definitely in a hurry. 106 00:04:48,626 --> 00:04:49,919 Well, that's it. 107 00:04:50,962 --> 00:04:53,256 I will be alone the rest of my life. 108 00:04:53,339 --> 00:04:54,716 -Davis, it's just one girl. -Oh, hey, it's-- it's okay, man. 109 00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:56,592 -You'll be fine. -No. No, I won't be fine. 110 00:04:56,676 --> 00:04:59,345 You guys don't get it. I am the complete package. 111 00:04:59,429 --> 00:05:02,307 I am a straight man in New York City with a high-paying job 112 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:04,350 and a great body-- calves could use some work-- 113 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:07,353 who wants to wife up a woman and have four beautiful kids 114 00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:08,646 who go to private school. 115 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:11,441 Do you know how rare that is? And yet, I am single. 116 00:05:11,524 --> 00:05:13,151 I am a loser. 117 00:05:13,234 --> 00:05:14,527 You clearly don't think you're a loser. 118 00:05:14,610 --> 00:05:16,529 You just complimented yourself, like, five times. 119 00:05:17,488 --> 00:05:19,490 -Kel. Bro, are you asleep? -[gasps] 120 00:05:19,574 --> 00:05:20,658 [Kel] I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. 121 00:05:20,742 --> 00:05:22,827 You-- uh, girls like you, and you have a great body. 122 00:05:22,910 --> 00:05:25,621 Davey, you gotta chill out and not come on too strong. 123 00:05:25,705 --> 00:05:26,748 Come on too strong? 124 00:05:26,831 --> 00:05:29,375 All I did was go on her social media, 125 00:05:29,459 --> 00:05:31,753 {\an8}find out her favorite drink, and then get my barista certification 126 00:05:31,836 --> 00:05:33,296 {\an8}to learn to write on latte foam 127 00:05:33,379 --> 00:05:35,423 {\an8}so I could personalize her coffee when she woke up. Kel! 128 00:05:35,506 --> 00:05:36,924 {\an8}Kel, get my back here. 129 00:05:37,008 --> 00:05:38,551 {\an8}I can't. You're like a sociopath. 130 00:05:38,634 --> 00:05:40,219 {\an8}You gotta stop doing weird shit like that, man. 131 00:05:40,303 --> 00:05:41,721 {\an8}Oh, and speaking of coffee, 132 00:05:41,804 --> 00:05:43,639 {\an8}can you guys grind your beans and eat breakfast on the terrace? 133 00:05:43,723 --> 00:05:45,099 -[Davis and Kel] Why? -Vivian mentioned 134 00:05:45,183 --> 00:05:47,643 it's loud for her in the morning. 135 00:05:47,727 --> 00:05:50,104 -Yeah, but Vivian doesn't live here. -She basically does. 136 00:05:50,188 --> 00:05:52,231 Yeah, except in the way where she pays rent. 137 00:05:52,315 --> 00:05:55,610 Guys, I know this is not ideal, but we'll be out of your hair soon 138 00:05:55,693 --> 00:05:58,237 when we move to the apartment across the hall. Thank you. 139 00:05:58,321 --> 00:05:59,822 Sorry! I appreciate you! 140 00:05:59,906 --> 00:06:03,242 I cannot believe that you have a girlfriend, and I don't. 141 00:06:03,326 --> 00:06:05,370 I'm gonna go shower alone. 142 00:06:05,453 --> 00:06:07,246 [knocking] 143 00:06:09,082 --> 00:06:10,333 -Can I help you? -Hi. 144 00:06:10,416 --> 00:06:11,876 Uh, I'm new to the building. 145 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:14,420 My phone died. I forgot my apartment number. 146 00:06:15,254 --> 00:06:16,839 Miss, I think we're all good here. 147 00:06:16,923 --> 00:06:19,634 {\an8}I know this scam. You get inside, you chat us up, 148 00:06:19,717 --> 00:06:21,427 {\an8}and suddenly my laptop's missing. 149 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:22,845 Oh, my God, it's you. 150 00:06:23,888 --> 00:06:25,014 -What? -Nothing. 151 00:06:25,098 --> 00:06:27,683 {\an8}Um, do you know where Abby Chilukuri lives? 152 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:29,644 {\an8}Abby. Uh, Indian? Gorgeous? 153 00:06:29,727 --> 00:06:31,604 {\an8}Smells like a garden after a summer's rain? 154 00:06:31,687 --> 00:06:34,482 Wow, uh, yes. That is her. 155 00:06:34,565 --> 00:06:35,858 Right across the hall, 6-D. 156 00:06:35,942 --> 00:06:38,319 Hey, friendly bit of advice. I'd lose the Red Sox hat. 157 00:06:38,403 --> 00:06:40,279 It's not gonna make you a lot of friends around here. 158 00:06:40,363 --> 00:06:42,198 [scoffs] Wow. 159 00:06:42,281 --> 00:06:45,076 Um, are you making a lot of friends in that cardigan? 160 00:06:45,159 --> 00:06:48,079 Excuse me. This cardigan belonged to my father. 161 00:06:48,162 --> 00:06:51,040 And when our cleaning lady accidentally shrunk it, he gave it to me. 162 00:06:51,124 --> 00:06:53,000 Cool. Bye. 163 00:06:53,084 --> 00:06:54,919 -Nice meeting you, neighbor. -Neighbor? 164 00:06:55,837 --> 00:06:56,963 You're moving in across the hall? 165 00:06:57,046 --> 00:06:59,090 Yeah. Lucky me. 166 00:06:59,173 --> 00:07:01,134 Tell Abby Kel says hi. 167 00:07:01,217 --> 00:07:03,136 -Nice to meet you, neighbor. -No. No. No, Kel. 168 00:07:03,219 --> 00:07:04,679 -What? -It's not nice to meet her. 169 00:07:04,762 --> 00:07:06,848 She was very rude about my sweater. 170 00:07:06,931 --> 00:07:08,516 [knocking] 171 00:07:08,599 --> 00:07:10,726 Ah, you're finally here. 172 00:07:10,810 --> 00:07:13,271 -Welcome to New York. Oh! -Abby. 173 00:07:13,354 --> 00:07:14,564 Abby, get in here. 174 00:07:15,356 --> 00:07:16,649 Shut the door. 175 00:07:16,732 --> 00:07:20,111 Why didn't you tell me we live next door to Josh? 176 00:07:20,194 --> 00:07:22,071 -Who? -Botswana Josh. 177 00:07:22,155 --> 00:07:23,990 Who is Botswana Josh? 178 00:07:24,073 --> 00:07:25,992 This is a shoe-free apartment, but continue. 179 00:07:26,075 --> 00:07:27,660 Sophomore year. Model U.N. 180 00:07:27,743 --> 00:07:29,829 He came to Penn with the Michigan team. 181 00:07:29,912 --> 00:07:31,539 It was the height of COVID. 182 00:07:31,622 --> 00:07:35,168 I hadn't seen the lower half of a man's face in a year. 183 00:07:36,043 --> 00:07:38,963 ♪ Moonlight, you're my starlight ♪ 184 00:07:39,046 --> 00:07:41,716 ♪ I need you all night ♪ 185 00:07:41,799 --> 00:07:44,510 ♪ Come on, dance with me, I'm levitating ♪ 186 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:46,679 [AJ] I took him back to our room and we hooked up. 187 00:07:46,762 --> 00:07:49,307 But Botswana Josh left before the sun came up. 188 00:07:49,390 --> 00:07:52,351 I woke up and he was gone. 189 00:07:52,435 --> 00:07:55,146 [gasps] I remember now. That son of a bitch. 190 00:07:55,229 --> 00:07:57,648 I slept in the hallway so you guys could have sex. 191 00:07:57,732 --> 00:07:59,567 Someone leaned their bike on me. 192 00:07:59,650 --> 00:08:01,611 I texted him, but he ghosted me, 193 00:08:01,694 --> 00:08:04,447 and I never heard from him again until now. 194 00:08:04,530 --> 00:08:06,491 -Oh, fuck this. -Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going? 195 00:08:06,574 --> 00:08:08,534 To confront Botswana Josh 196 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,369 and humiliate him in front of his roommates. 197 00:08:10,453 --> 00:08:12,121 No! No, stop! He didn't even recognize me. 198 00:08:12,205 --> 00:08:15,041 We can never speak of this. It's too embarrassing. 199 00:08:15,124 --> 00:08:17,502 Forget it. Just show me the apartment. 200 00:08:23,466 --> 00:08:25,343 I'm nothin', Pop. 201 00:08:25,426 --> 00:08:26,552 Pop, I'm nothing! 202 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:28,429 Can't you understand that? 203 00:08:29,805 --> 00:08:31,516 There's no spite in it anymore. 204 00:08:33,768 --> 00:08:35,144 I'm just what I am. 205 00:08:36,938 --> 00:08:38,022 That's all. 206 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:42,151 [applause] 207 00:08:42,235 --> 00:08:44,153 [person laughing] 208 00:08:44,237 --> 00:08:45,821 That's good, man. How you doing? 209 00:08:45,905 --> 00:08:47,990 -Uh, Quest. -Oh, my God. Questlove. 210 00:08:48,074 --> 00:08:49,659 -Yeah, man. -Yo, what-- what are you doing here? 211 00:08:49,742 --> 00:08:51,285 Oh, I'm-- I'm one of the producers. 212 00:08:51,369 --> 00:08:53,246 Like, if it's in New York and it's cool, 213 00:08:53,329 --> 00:08:54,997 then they kind of have to ask me. 214 00:08:55,081 --> 00:08:57,416 Well, thank you, thank you, wow. It's-- it's such an honor to meet you. 215 00:08:57,500 --> 00:09:00,086 And my mom, she wants to hook you up with one of my cousins, if you're single. 216 00:09:00,169 --> 00:09:02,129 [chuckles] Yeah, I get that from moms a lot. 217 00:09:02,213 --> 00:09:03,965 Hey, let's move on to the next part. 218 00:09:04,757 --> 00:09:06,509 Uh, next part? 219 00:09:06,592 --> 00:09:07,927 Yeah, the freestyle rap. 220 00:09:08,761 --> 00:09:11,055 Oh, free-- freestyle rap, that's... 221 00:09:11,138 --> 00:09:12,390 -That's a part of the show? -Might be. 222 00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:14,517 We're workshopping it, but you got this. 223 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:15,768 -Yeah. -Yeah, have fun with it. 224 00:09:15,851 --> 00:09:17,979 Drop a beat. You got this. [muttering indistinctly] 225 00:09:18,062 --> 00:09:20,064 [♪ hip-hop beat playing] 226 00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:24,277 Come on. 227 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:26,821 [snapping] Um, I'm gonna get the next one. 228 00:09:26,904 --> 00:09:29,115 -Yeah, yeah, go on. - ♪ Unh, unh, yeah ♪ 229 00:09:29,198 --> 00:09:31,742 -♪ My name is Kel, I'm here to say ♪ -Yeah. 230 00:09:31,826 --> 00:09:34,036 ♪ I had a turkey sandwich for lunch today ♪ 231 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,914 ♪ Unh, mayo, lettuce, ketchup and turkey ♪ 232 00:09:36,998 --> 00:09:38,791 That's good, man, but move off ingredients. 233 00:09:38,874 --> 00:09:40,793 [Kel] ♪ Okay, okay, unh ♪ 234 00:09:40,876 --> 00:09:43,129 ♪ There was celery and carrots and turkey and pickles ♪ 235 00:09:43,212 --> 00:09:45,172 You're still doing ingredients. Rap about something else. 236 00:09:45,256 --> 00:09:46,424 -Alright. -Like tell me about yourself. 237 00:09:46,507 --> 00:09:47,717 -Myself? Okay. -Yeah. Unh. 238 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,468 Yeah, uh... ♪ I got dreams ♪ 239 00:09:49,552 --> 00:09:50,678 -Uh-huh. -♪ Of a sandwich ♪ 240 00:09:50,761 --> 00:09:53,222 ♪ 'Cause it's lunchtime and I'm famished ♪ 241 00:09:53,306 --> 00:09:55,600 Hey. Thanks, man. We're good. 242 00:09:55,683 --> 00:09:57,393 -Thank you. You did great. -Maybe we could switch the beat up. 243 00:09:57,476 --> 00:10:00,187 -Can I get another beat? -Yeah, we're good, man. Yeah. 244 00:10:00,271 --> 00:10:01,647 [chuckles] 245 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:03,733 ♪♪ 246 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:09,322 [AJ] Why is this place so nice? What's going on here? 247 00:10:09,405 --> 00:10:11,824 [sighs] Thank you. Ethan didn't appreciate it. 248 00:10:11,907 --> 00:10:14,076 Oh, yeah. Have you heard from him since you broke up? 249 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:15,202 No, and thank God. 250 00:10:15,286 --> 00:10:16,454 -Mm. -Get this. 251 00:10:16,537 --> 00:10:18,289 He became a singer-songwriter. 252 00:10:18,372 --> 00:10:20,583 -Ew. -Yeah, country music. 253 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,877 All his songs are about "the road." 254 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,588 He grew up in Greenwich. I'm sorry, what road? 255 00:10:25,671 --> 00:10:27,715 And why is his mail still coming here? 256 00:10:27,798 --> 00:10:29,425 I'm gonna talk to the super about taking his name 257 00:10:29,508 --> 00:10:30,968 -off our mailbox. -No, don't! 258 00:10:31,886 --> 00:10:33,304 It's okay. I'll take care of it. 259 00:10:33,387 --> 00:10:35,723 -[clearing throat] -Can I just say, it feels so good 260 00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:37,350 to hear you finally trash him. 261 00:10:37,433 --> 00:10:39,810 I mean, obviously, I always hated him, 262 00:10:39,894 --> 00:10:43,022 but I don't have any credibility because I hate all your boyfriends. 263 00:10:43,105 --> 00:10:45,775 Okay, well, it all worked out because you can live here now. 264 00:10:45,858 --> 00:10:47,526 And also pay rent. 265 00:10:47,610 --> 00:10:50,821 Let's not lie, I get paid crumbs to be screamed at by my boss. 266 00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:52,657 It's crazy that the stylist you used to stalk 267 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:54,659 on Instagram in college is now your boss. 268 00:10:54,742 --> 00:10:57,453 I mean, it's also a never-meet-your-heroes type of situation. 269 00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:59,538 But I'm proud. 270 00:10:59,622 --> 00:11:02,249 -I'm proud of you, too. -Also, aren't you starting work tomorrow? 271 00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:04,710 Yes, and I need this job so bad. 272 00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,713 I looked at my student loan balance and genuinely scared myself. 273 00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:09,423 -Hey, at your new job... -Hm? 274 00:11:09,507 --> 00:11:11,050 ...I need you to try and make friends. 275 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,219 Okay? I know that can be hard for you. 276 00:11:13,302 --> 00:11:15,680 What are you talking about? I'm lovely. 277 00:11:15,763 --> 00:11:17,598 I mean, unless somebody breathes too loudly, 278 00:11:17,682 --> 00:11:19,225 and then obviously, I snap. 279 00:11:19,308 --> 00:11:20,810 You're not. You're anxious, angry, 280 00:11:20,893 --> 00:11:22,269 and obsessed with justice. 281 00:11:22,353 --> 00:11:23,938 -[gasps] -And as much as I adore you, AJ, 282 00:11:24,021 --> 00:11:26,148 I cannot be your entire social ecosystem. 283 00:11:26,232 --> 00:11:27,900 Just put yourself out there. 284 00:11:27,983 --> 00:11:30,403 Be friendly. At least try. 285 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,363 I can do that. 286 00:11:32,446 --> 00:11:35,449 [♪ funky music playing] 287 00:11:39,412 --> 00:11:42,081 Jocelyn, my lady. 288 00:11:42,164 --> 00:11:44,208 -How was the weekend? -My Achilles flared, 289 00:11:44,291 --> 00:11:45,751 so I had to go to urgent care to get it drained. 290 00:11:45,835 --> 00:11:47,670 Nurse was kinda hot, though. 291 00:11:47,753 --> 00:11:50,005 Self-care and a meet-cute. Damn, girl! 292 00:11:50,798 --> 00:11:52,466 Dileep. What's up, my man? 293 00:11:52,550 --> 00:11:55,803 Must we always fist bump? A simple wave works. 294 00:11:55,886 --> 00:11:59,223 Absolutely not. No, I need to feel your knuckles on mine. 295 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,851 [imitating explosion] How was the weekend? 296 00:12:01,934 --> 00:12:05,312 Lovely. Sharmela and I renewed our vows in Tennessee. 297 00:12:05,396 --> 00:12:07,606 [gasps] Uh, Blackberry Farm in Walland. 298 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:10,192 Voted most romantic place for couples in the continental U.S. 299 00:12:10,276 --> 00:12:11,861 -Yes. Have you been? -No. 300 00:12:12,695 --> 00:12:14,822 No, I just hope to take someone there. 301 00:12:14,905 --> 00:12:15,990 Someday. 302 00:12:16,073 --> 00:12:17,908 God, I'm so lonely. 303 00:12:17,992 --> 00:12:21,620 Davis, when I met Sharmela at IIT, 304 00:12:21,704 --> 00:12:23,789 it was love at first sight. 305 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,333 For me. Not for her. 306 00:12:26,417 --> 00:12:28,043 So, you know what I did? 307 00:12:28,127 --> 00:12:29,545 You wined, dined, and 69'ed her. 308 00:12:29,628 --> 00:12:31,255 I did not, and never say that again. 309 00:12:31,338 --> 00:12:34,800 I backed off. Became her friend. 310 00:12:34,884 --> 00:12:37,470 Eventually, Sharmela felt the same way about me. 311 00:12:37,553 --> 00:12:39,889 I think you can learn from that, Davis. 312 00:12:39,972 --> 00:12:42,016 I mean, that goes against my entire personality. 313 00:12:42,099 --> 00:12:43,976 But I'll try. 314 00:12:44,059 --> 00:12:45,436 Yeah, right. No chance in hell. 315 00:12:45,519 --> 00:12:47,104 Hey, give me a break, Jocelyn! 316 00:12:49,523 --> 00:12:52,693 [AJ] Okay, so what famous people are you dressing right now? 317 00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:55,529 Right now? Austin Blanchett. 318 00:12:55,613 --> 00:12:56,947 -Austin Blanchett?! -Mm-hm! 319 00:12:57,031 --> 00:12:58,157 -Cate Blanchett's nephew? -Yeah. 320 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:01,035 -What is he like? -[scoffs] No idea. 321 00:13:01,118 --> 00:13:04,830 Vanessa deals with him. I just iron his socks. 322 00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:07,082 And that is important work, too. 323 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:10,961 Okay, I am gonna head this way. Get my run in 324 00:13:11,045 --> 00:13:13,672 Oh, please, you're practicing your commute to work, you nerd. 325 00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:15,549 Yeah, it's normal. 326 00:13:15,633 --> 00:13:17,927 No, it's not, but have fun. 327 00:13:19,053 --> 00:13:22,056 [♪ upbeat music playing] 328 00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:27,978 [man] Next. 329 00:13:28,062 --> 00:13:29,522 Hey, yeah, double espresso. 330 00:13:31,315 --> 00:13:32,525 Uh, I was next. 331 00:13:32,608 --> 00:13:34,193 Uh, you were on your phone, and the line moved. 332 00:13:34,276 --> 00:13:37,112 I was glancing at my phone for two seconds. 333 00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:38,906 Yeah, well, I don't have all day while you make your TikToks 334 00:13:38,989 --> 00:13:40,991 or whatever, alright? Some of us have to work. 335 00:13:41,075 --> 00:13:43,077 -Are you kidding me? -No, cellphones are a scourge 336 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,328 and should be banned in public. 337 00:13:44,411 --> 00:13:47,540 -Keep the change. -Hey, pal, I don't need an icy cold take 338 00:13:47,623 --> 00:13:51,544 on cellphones from some boomer dad in orthopedic sneakers. 339 00:13:51,627 --> 00:13:55,047 Okay, I have plantar fasciitis, and I was born in the '80s. 340 00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:58,133 You just told me we were born in different centuries. 341 00:13:59,218 --> 00:14:02,763 Sir, I will pay you $100 to not serve this woman over here. 342 00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:04,306 -What? -Are you serious? 343 00:14:04,390 --> 00:14:06,642 You know, actually $500. 344 00:14:06,725 --> 00:14:09,520 Because this woman wasted our valuable time, 345 00:14:09,603 --> 00:14:10,938 -you deserve to be compensated... -[AJ gaps] 346 00:14:11,021 --> 00:14:12,106 ...and she should learn a lesson. 347 00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:13,732 Yeah, I'll take it. Sorry, lady. 348 00:14:13,816 --> 00:14:16,026 Just 'cause you have $500 to throw around 349 00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:17,736 doesn't mean you get to be an asshole. 350 00:14:18,404 --> 00:14:20,614 That's exactly what it means. Cheers. 351 00:14:22,658 --> 00:14:23,868 Next. 352 00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:25,452 Mother... 353 00:14:25,536 --> 00:14:26,871 [elevator dings] 354 00:14:26,954 --> 00:14:28,956 ♪♪ 355 00:14:32,751 --> 00:14:35,296 ♪ Clap your hands now, people, clap now ♪ 356 00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:38,716 ♪ Clap your hands now, people, clap your hands ♪ 357 00:14:38,799 --> 00:14:41,552 Wow. Paula Miller. It is an honor to meet you. 358 00:14:41,635 --> 00:14:44,722 You are a feminist icon to women and men. 359 00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:47,975 You know, normally, new PAs have three rounds of interviews 360 00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:49,518 -before they meet with me. -Oh. 361 00:14:49,602 --> 00:14:51,729 Really, just to be clear, I submitted my resume 362 00:14:51,812 --> 00:14:53,606 through the portal like any other applicant. 363 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:54,732 Right, right, right, right. 364 00:14:54,815 --> 00:14:57,985 But unlike all the other hundreds of applicants, 365 00:14:58,068 --> 00:15:00,029 you're our CEO's son. 366 00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:01,196 Look, I get it. 367 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,073 And there's a much-needed conversation going on 368 00:15:03,157 --> 00:15:04,408 about nepotism in the workplace. 369 00:15:04,491 --> 00:15:05,826 But if we're gonna talk about that, 370 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:08,996 we should also talk about whose land we're on right now. 371 00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:12,499 It was the Lenape people who were the first custodians and-- 372 00:15:12,583 --> 00:15:15,419 Okay, stop, stop, stop. You seem like a nice kid. 373 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:17,546 But it's not gonna happen. 374 00:15:18,464 --> 00:15:19,798 You're not even gonna interview me? 375 00:15:19,882 --> 00:15:21,216 I've seen enough. 376 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,426 You can go. 377 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:31,393 [elevator dings] 378 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:34,188 [Wes Dryden] I want you to put out a memo, 379 00:15:34,271 --> 00:15:36,231 and I cannot express how important this is. 380 00:15:36,315 --> 00:15:39,193 No more microwaving lunch in the kitchen. 381 00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:41,487 The whole floor smells like a fisherman's wharf. 382 00:15:41,570 --> 00:15:44,198 -[assistant] Got it. No fish. -Oh, my God, Wes Dryden. 383 00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:47,743 -Hello. -I am such a big fan. 384 00:15:47,826 --> 00:15:51,830 Your show is literally the last bastion of investigative journalism. 385 00:15:51,914 --> 00:15:53,457 Thank you. [chuckles] 386 00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:56,585 If truth disappears, so follows democracy. 387 00:15:57,962 --> 00:15:59,672 God, I hate the smell of fish. 388 00:15:59,755 --> 00:16:01,256 You want seafood? You have it at home. 389 00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:03,676 To be clear, I will continue to eat sushi. 390 00:16:03,759 --> 00:16:07,304 I actually just, uh, interviewed for the new PA gig. 391 00:16:07,388 --> 00:16:09,139 Probably didn't get it, but to have the opportunity 392 00:16:09,223 --> 00:16:10,557 to work for you. 393 00:16:10,641 --> 00:16:12,601 -[imitating explosion] -[chuckles] That's kind, but remember, 394 00:16:12,685 --> 00:16:15,688 it's a very competitive position. You can always apply again. 395 00:16:15,771 --> 00:16:17,606 -Totally. -Alright. 396 00:16:17,690 --> 00:16:19,191 Sorry, I didn't introduce myself. 397 00:16:19,942 --> 00:16:22,403 Josh. Teitelbaum. 398 00:16:24,029 --> 00:16:25,114 Teitelbaum. 399 00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:28,492 Well, I believe I know your father. 400 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:30,077 ♪♪ 401 00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:35,332 [Vanessa] Tomorrow is Austin's movie premiere. 402 00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:38,085 And I don't mean to sound scary, but if anything goes wrong, 403 00:16:38,168 --> 00:16:39,336 I will fucking kill you. 404 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,672 His fingers should never touch a button. 405 00:16:41,755 --> 00:16:42,840 Anticipate. 406 00:16:42,923 --> 00:16:44,341 Also, he might not be wearing underwear, 407 00:16:44,425 --> 00:16:45,926 so please do not gawk at his genitals. 408 00:16:46,010 --> 00:16:47,970 Got it. Don't look at his penis. 409 00:16:48,887 --> 00:16:51,640 Or his scrotum, Abby. [groaning] 410 00:16:51,724 --> 00:16:54,184 Alright, so this is what he'll be wearing. 411 00:16:54,268 --> 00:16:56,770 [gasps] Oh, wow. 412 00:16:57,604 --> 00:17:00,065 -Where's the shirt? -There is no shirt. 413 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:02,234 This is that new Danish designer, Blemish. 414 00:17:02,317 --> 00:17:04,528 Austin wears this, we get the Blemish campaign, 415 00:17:04,611 --> 00:17:06,739 which pays way more than an indie film premiere. 416 00:17:06,822 --> 00:17:08,490 So, why bring options? 417 00:17:08,574 --> 00:17:11,035 The illusion of choice. This goes on the rack first, 418 00:17:11,118 --> 00:17:13,620 followed by a bunch of crap. He'll beg to wear it. 419 00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:18,375 So, y-you want me to put together a bunch of bad outfits? 420 00:17:18,459 --> 00:17:20,878 Welcome to the conversation. Yes. 421 00:17:20,961 --> 00:17:23,589 ♪♪ 422 00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:26,425 [groaning] 423 00:17:26,508 --> 00:17:28,844 [AJ] Can I show you my outfit for my first day of work? 424 00:17:28,927 --> 00:17:30,137 Desperately. Yes. 425 00:17:31,263 --> 00:17:34,892 I think it's cool. It's business, but the broach says fun. 426 00:17:34,975 --> 00:17:37,770 It says, "I manage a dialysis center." 427 00:17:37,853 --> 00:17:39,813 What? Oh, God! 428 00:17:39,897 --> 00:17:41,815 I'm spiraling. Everyone in finance 429 00:17:41,899 --> 00:17:44,193 dresses like a Vogue intern who also has an MBA. 430 00:17:44,276 --> 00:17:45,444 Hey. Hey. 431 00:17:45,527 --> 00:17:46,987 Okay, when I met you freshman year, 432 00:17:47,071 --> 00:17:50,032 I thought, who is this angry little boy in a Rajon Rondo jersey? 433 00:17:50,115 --> 00:17:51,658 -Rondo's the best. -And then, I marched 434 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,285 right over to the registrar to get reassigned. 435 00:17:53,368 --> 00:17:55,788 -You did? -And when they wouldn't let me, 436 00:17:55,871 --> 00:17:58,332 it was the best thing that ever happened. 437 00:17:58,415 --> 00:18:02,169 Because this little Boston townie is a low-key genius with integrity. 438 00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:04,171 Everyone at your job will see that. 439 00:18:04,254 --> 00:18:06,673 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 440 00:18:07,382 --> 00:18:10,135 Now, let's get you something different. This outfit is hurting our friendship. 441 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,679 Oh, my God, I love you forever. 442 00:18:14,598 --> 00:18:16,308 What is that smell? 443 00:18:17,476 --> 00:18:18,894 [sniffing] 444 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,147 [both shrieking] 445 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:25,234 It's my flat iron. I was using it to iron my clothes. 446 00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:27,402 [Abby coughing] 447 00:18:27,486 --> 00:18:30,280 -[flames whooshing] -Mouthwash is flammable! 448 00:18:30,364 --> 00:18:31,865 [AJ shrieking] 449 00:18:33,617 --> 00:18:36,036 You got the job? I'm so proud of you. 450 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,872 -[sighs] Yeah. -Fucking Christiane Amanpour over here. 451 00:18:38,956 --> 00:18:41,959 [laughing] No, it-- it didn't happen the way I expected, 452 00:18:42,042 --> 00:18:43,293 but you know what, I'm gonna win 'em all over. 453 00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:44,837 -Let's go get a drink and celebrate. -[sucking teeth] 454 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,548 I can't. I already took my melatonin. 455 00:18:47,631 --> 00:18:49,466 I could fall asleep at the bar and get roofied. 456 00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:52,636 Kel. Thank God, someone fun. Come get a drink with me. 457 00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:54,763 No, thanks. Didn't get the part. 458 00:18:54,847 --> 00:18:56,140 So I can't quit med school. 459 00:18:56,223 --> 00:18:58,642 I'll just be one of those sad-ass doctors 460 00:18:58,725 --> 00:19:00,936 who gets, like, too into the Oscars every year. 461 00:19:01,019 --> 00:19:02,437 -[alarm blaring] -Oh, what the hell? 462 00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:05,232 Holy shit, you guys, it's a fire! Come on, we gotta get out! 463 00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:06,692 I'm not gonna lose you like this. 464 00:19:06,775 --> 00:19:08,694 Grab the photo of us from Six Flags. 465 00:19:08,777 --> 00:19:10,821 [siren wailing] 466 00:19:10,904 --> 00:19:12,322 Be careful. 467 00:19:12,406 --> 00:19:14,032 These garments are worth more than your lives. 468 00:19:15,826 --> 00:19:18,078 -Okay, look. I have to tell you something. -Ooh! 469 00:19:18,162 --> 00:19:19,663 My name's not on the lease. 470 00:19:19,746 --> 00:19:21,832 Ethan's is. That's why I keep his mail. 471 00:19:21,915 --> 00:19:23,792 I said he was a pilot and traveling. 472 00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:25,961 -You don't live here, you're visiting. -Wait, what? 473 00:19:26,044 --> 00:19:28,130 Abby. How are you this evening? 474 00:19:28,213 --> 00:19:29,381 Oh, hey! 475 00:19:29,464 --> 00:19:32,551 This is Antoine, my landlord. I'm great. 476 00:19:32,634 --> 00:19:35,012 I now have footage confirming that you are good 477 00:19:35,095 --> 00:19:36,638 during this flame event. 478 00:19:36,722 --> 00:19:39,516 No legal liability. And you are? 479 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,018 This is my friend. 480 00:19:41,101 --> 00:19:42,978 She's visiting from Sydney. 481 00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:45,022 Wow, all the way from Australia. 482 00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:46,398 -Mm-hmm. -[with Australian accent] G'day, mate! 483 00:19:46,481 --> 00:19:48,525 Can you believe this bloody fire, mate? 484 00:19:48,609 --> 00:19:51,153 I didn't understand any of that, but it was nice to meet you. 485 00:19:52,154 --> 00:19:53,322 [normal accent] What was that? 486 00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:54,990 Why didn't you just say I was from Boston? 487 00:19:55,073 --> 00:19:56,533 Because I'm not a professional liar, okay? 488 00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:58,327 It doesn't come naturally to me. 489 00:19:58,410 --> 00:20:00,412 Hey, can I speak to you privately? 490 00:20:00,495 --> 00:20:01,496 Uh... 491 00:20:02,831 --> 00:20:04,166 [Josh] I'm so sorry about earlier. 492 00:20:04,249 --> 00:20:06,335 I just wanted to make you aware that your roommate 493 00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:08,212 is committing rental fraud. 494 00:20:08,879 --> 00:20:12,758 -So? -So, it's unethical, first of all. 495 00:20:12,841 --> 00:20:16,428 And second of all, me and my girlfriend-- she's a social worker, by the way-- 496 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:18,972 we're planning on moving in. Legally. 497 00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:23,268 [Davis] Yeah, the creatine was making my acne flare up. 498 00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:25,646 Oh, shit. Dude, it's Abby, four o'clock. 499 00:20:25,729 --> 00:20:27,564 Okay, now's your chance to go and talk to her, she's by herself. 500 00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:30,400 No, no, she's not into me, and I already took my contacts out, I-- I can't. 501 00:20:30,484 --> 00:20:33,320 Hey, man, if you don't go and talk to her, then I will. 502 00:20:33,403 --> 00:20:35,614 Then, she'll fall in love with me, and it'll ruin our friendship. 503 00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:37,115 Okay, stop, stop. Fine. 504 00:20:37,199 --> 00:20:38,700 Okay, let's go. 505 00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:40,869 Yo, Abby, what's up? 506 00:20:40,953 --> 00:20:42,704 [sighs] Crazy about this fire, huh? 507 00:20:42,788 --> 00:20:45,040 Oh, I hope Kel's medical textbooks don't get burned up. 508 00:20:45,123 --> 00:20:47,167 Sorry, this is Kel. He's in medical school. 509 00:20:47,251 --> 00:20:48,710 Yeah, I know. 510 00:20:48,794 --> 00:20:51,421 He told me when he hit on me at that Halloween party in 4-C. 511 00:20:51,505 --> 00:20:53,090 What? I wasn't hitting on you. 512 00:20:53,173 --> 00:20:55,926 I-- I just said you looked beautiful in your Harley Quinn costume, 513 00:20:56,009 --> 00:20:57,594 and I asked to see your bedroom. 514 00:20:57,678 --> 00:21:00,514 Wow! [laughing] Sparks, or... 515 00:21:00,597 --> 00:21:02,933 [clearing throat] Well, I know when I'm a third wheel. 516 00:21:03,016 --> 00:21:04,893 Uh, good night, you crazy kids. 517 00:21:04,977 --> 00:21:06,603 I'm gonna see if I can sneak back in. 518 00:21:08,105 --> 00:21:11,441 -Ahem. -So, you're in med school? 519 00:21:11,525 --> 00:21:13,986 My parents would be so psyched if I was gonna be a doctor. 520 00:21:14,069 --> 00:21:15,821 Yeah, I mean, it's kinda the only reason I'm doing it. 521 00:21:16,571 --> 00:21:18,615 -What would you rather be doing? -Honestly? 522 00:21:19,324 --> 00:21:21,076 I want to be an actor. 523 00:21:21,159 --> 00:21:23,787 When I was a kid, my parents put me in the church nativity play. 524 00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,707 I was Joseph, and I-- I killed it. 525 00:21:26,790 --> 00:21:28,250 I mean, they even gave me some of Mary's lines. 526 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,585 -[chuckles] -And I've been hooked ever since. 527 00:21:30,669 --> 00:21:33,422 And I feel like I found a piece of myself I didn't know was missing. 528 00:21:35,257 --> 00:21:37,259 I'm sorry, I don't-- I don't know why I'm telling you all this. 529 00:21:37,342 --> 00:21:39,094 I mean, who knows if you can act, 530 00:21:39,177 --> 00:21:42,097 but I think you can make it. You're pretty good-looking. 531 00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:44,433 I'm good-looking. 532 00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:47,853 -Oh, god. -Damn, girl, our building is on fire. 533 00:21:47,936 --> 00:21:50,022 I'm just trying to stay alive. I'm not trying to get hit on. 534 00:21:50,105 --> 00:21:51,440 I'm never making small talk with you again. 535 00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:55,944 [AJ] This Is unbelievable! You are so exhausting and self-important! 536 00:21:56,028 --> 00:21:58,739 Don't make us the villain in your sob story. 537 00:21:58,822 --> 00:22:01,700 -There is a housing crisis! -Then, move to New Jersey! 538 00:22:01,783 --> 00:22:04,286 -Ha! -I'm sorry, is there a problem over here? 539 00:22:04,369 --> 00:22:06,872 Yeah, there's a problem. You're both criminals. 540 00:22:06,955 --> 00:22:08,874 No wonder trust is eroding in our society. 541 00:22:08,957 --> 00:22:11,585 Hey, so don't saunter over here making accusations, 542 00:22:11,668 --> 00:22:13,086 especially not in that cardigan. 543 00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:15,297 You look like a grandpa in a Christmas commercial. 544 00:22:15,380 --> 00:22:17,674 Hey, don't talk to him like that. Only we can say his cardigan sucks. 545 00:22:17,758 --> 00:22:19,343 This cardigan is cool! 546 00:22:19,426 --> 00:22:21,928 It gives me a quiet sophistication! 547 00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:24,431 Everyone, we've identified the source of the fire. 548 00:22:24,514 --> 00:22:26,099 It was coming from 6-D. 549 00:22:26,183 --> 00:22:27,225 I knew it. 550 00:22:27,309 --> 00:22:28,602 It was a cheap flat iron. 551 00:22:28,685 --> 00:22:30,771 One of the ones you get when you're traveling 552 00:22:30,854 --> 00:22:32,856 and you forgot your nice one at home. 553 00:22:32,939 --> 00:22:34,775 -Her hair isn't even that good. -Anyway, 554 00:22:34,858 --> 00:22:37,652 it's been contained. You can all go back in. 555 00:22:37,736 --> 00:22:39,821 [crowd chattering] 556 00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:42,282 This isn't over. 557 00:22:43,575 --> 00:22:46,119 As a member of this building's community, 558 00:22:46,203 --> 00:22:47,662 I don't feel safe anymore. 559 00:22:47,746 --> 00:22:50,082 This could have been another Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. 560 00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:52,417 That was the deadliest industrial disaster in-- 561 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:54,836 Oh, I know the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory. 562 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,546 Yeah, Josh, Antoine was the dance captain 563 00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:58,423 for the musical adaptation on Broadway. 564 00:22:58,507 --> 00:23:00,217 It, too, went down in flames. 565 00:23:00,842 --> 00:23:02,636 Okay, well, I'm very sorry to hear that. 566 00:23:02,719 --> 00:23:05,222 But as our landlord, I think you should know, 567 00:23:05,305 --> 00:23:09,309 the original leaseholder of 6-D no longer lives there. 568 00:23:09,393 --> 00:23:11,728 The current tenants are committing rental fraud. 569 00:23:11,812 --> 00:23:13,605 Those little bitches. 570 00:23:13,688 --> 00:23:16,983 That word is problematic, but I don't disagree. 571 00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:19,486 The good news, I have an amazing replacement. 572 00:23:19,569 --> 00:23:21,488 My girlfriend and me. 573 00:23:21,571 --> 00:23:23,365 We don't smoke. We don't own pets. 574 00:23:23,448 --> 00:23:24,699 -They don't have sex. -We do. 575 00:23:24,783 --> 00:23:26,701 We just don't make a whole thing about it. 576 00:23:26,785 --> 00:23:29,246 And we can pay the security deposit in cash. 577 00:23:29,329 --> 00:23:31,415 First month, last month, and I get to store my snowboard 578 00:23:31,498 --> 00:23:33,083 -in the second bedroom. -Deal. 579 00:23:33,166 --> 00:23:35,794 Always a pleasure doing business with you gentlemen. 580 00:23:35,877 --> 00:23:38,088 And don't think I didn't see that space heater. 581 00:23:39,297 --> 00:23:41,967 -My feet get cold. -Get some socks. 582 00:23:43,927 --> 00:23:45,303 It's not a human. 583 00:23:46,263 --> 00:23:47,431 It's just a piece of meat. 584 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,225 It's a piece of meat with hopes and dreams. 585 00:23:50,308 --> 00:23:52,144 No, shh, it's not helping. 586 00:23:53,145 --> 00:23:56,064 You are a doctor. Pretend to be a doctor. 587 00:23:56,148 --> 00:23:57,691 Kel, we can all hear you. 588 00:23:58,692 --> 00:23:59,985 This is very awkward for us. 589 00:24:00,068 --> 00:24:01,278 Sorry. 590 00:24:02,571 --> 00:24:04,614 [flesh squelching] 591 00:24:04,698 --> 00:24:07,117 Fine work. You've come a long way, Kel. 592 00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,120 And that rush you're feeling, that's the reason we do this. 593 00:24:10,203 --> 00:24:11,538 [sighs] Yeah. 594 00:24:11,621 --> 00:24:13,373 What if I don't feel anything? 595 00:24:14,124 --> 00:24:15,792 -Excuse me? -Yeah, like-- like I just 596 00:24:15,876 --> 00:24:17,586 cut this guy open, and... 597 00:24:18,753 --> 00:24:19,880 I don't feel anything. 598 00:24:19,963 --> 00:24:22,841 And not in like a-- like a Dexter, "I'm a serial killer" kinda way, 599 00:24:22,924 --> 00:24:26,761 but you know, like a, "I just don't find it fulfilling or even interesting." 600 00:24:26,845 --> 00:24:28,722 You know, like when you cut open an Amazon box 601 00:24:28,805 --> 00:24:30,307 and you already know it's printer paper. 602 00:24:30,390 --> 00:24:31,892 Is everything okay? 603 00:24:31,975 --> 00:24:33,810 -Are you going to faint? -Yeah, no, no, I-- 604 00:24:33,894 --> 00:24:35,437 -I can't carry you out again. -No, no, no. 605 00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:39,107 I think I thought that at some point, if I got good enough, 606 00:24:39,191 --> 00:24:41,026 that it would click and I would love it. 607 00:24:41,109 --> 00:24:43,403 And that's just not happening. That's not fair to you guys, 608 00:24:43,487 --> 00:24:46,948 or to you, Dr. Desai, or to this uncircumcised cadaver. 609 00:24:47,032 --> 00:24:49,201 So, I think I'm just gonna go. 610 00:24:49,284 --> 00:24:50,660 Excuse me. 611 00:24:52,704 --> 00:24:54,372 Hm, that was weird. 612 00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:57,417 -[Josh] You did what?! -I quit medical school. 613 00:24:57,501 --> 00:24:59,377 Like, quit, quit? 614 00:24:59,461 --> 00:25:01,213 Yeah, I walked out of the cadaver lab, 615 00:25:01,296 --> 00:25:03,340 just got on the six, and I guess somewhere along the line, 616 00:25:03,423 --> 00:25:04,841 I impulse bought this sweatshirt. 617 00:25:06,968 --> 00:25:08,970 What's with the big pause? Be happy for me, this is a good thing. 618 00:25:09,054 --> 00:25:11,306 Is it? You don't have a job. 619 00:25:11,389 --> 00:25:12,724 You're not in school. You're basically a-- 620 00:25:12,807 --> 00:25:15,769 A big fat loser, bro, in a child-sized sweatshirt. 621 00:25:15,852 --> 00:25:17,979 [snapping] That explains why the neck hole is so small. 622 00:25:18,063 --> 00:25:20,857 But I'm not a loser. I'm finally free to pursue my dreams. 623 00:25:20,941 --> 00:25:23,193 I'm just processing. I've known you since you were 12, 624 00:25:23,276 --> 00:25:25,153 and you've never done anything this impulsive. 625 00:25:25,237 --> 00:25:28,865 I also don't think you've blinked once since you started talking. 626 00:25:28,949 --> 00:25:30,909 'Cause my eyes are open to the truth of who I am. 627 00:25:30,992 --> 00:25:32,452 And your parents are cool with this? 628 00:25:33,286 --> 00:25:35,205 -I haven't told 'em yet. -Are you kidding me? 629 00:25:35,288 --> 00:25:38,083 So, that's why you're in such a good mood. You haven't been murdered by your mom yet. 630 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:40,877 I can handle my mom, but you two need to get on board. 631 00:25:40,961 --> 00:25:42,504 That's what being friends is all about, right? 632 00:25:42,587 --> 00:25:44,339 We support each other even when it doesn't make sense. 633 00:25:44,422 --> 00:25:46,550 Like when you dyed your hair to look like Machine Gun Kelly. 634 00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:48,843 Oh, yes, I was thinking of doing that again. 635 00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:51,137 -[Josh and Kel] No. -Kel, I'll admit, you've been miserable, 636 00:25:51,221 --> 00:25:54,391 and I miss seeing the light in your eyes, so congrats. 637 00:25:54,474 --> 00:25:57,602 And you deserve to be happy for the 18 hours before your mom 638 00:25:57,686 --> 00:25:59,437 -finds out and kills you. -Thank you. 639 00:25:59,521 --> 00:26:01,523 ♪♪ 640 00:26:06,778 --> 00:26:08,280 Oh, my God. 641 00:26:08,363 --> 00:26:09,823 Is that good or bad? 642 00:26:09,906 --> 00:26:11,908 You look like such a finance bitch. 643 00:26:11,992 --> 00:26:14,452 Power suit, check. No-makeup makeup, check. 644 00:26:14,536 --> 00:26:16,204 Coach Tabby bag, check. 645 00:26:16,288 --> 00:26:18,707 I would give you all my money to lose in a Ponzi scheme. 646 00:26:18,790 --> 00:26:20,292 They're gonna love you. 647 00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:23,044 And I like that outfit you're styling. 648 00:26:23,128 --> 00:26:25,130 It's so... artsy? 649 00:26:25,213 --> 00:26:26,506 It's supposed to be bad. 650 00:26:26,590 --> 00:26:28,049 Oh, great. You killed it. 651 00:26:28,133 --> 00:26:30,218 [clapping] Okay, wish me luck. 652 00:26:32,137 --> 00:26:35,140 [♪ "I Only See You" by Keith playing] 653 00:26:39,519 --> 00:26:40,604 ♪ Listen, girl ♪ 654 00:26:46,484 --> 00:26:49,779 ♪ Oh, can't you see ♪ 655 00:26:49,863 --> 00:26:51,948 ♪ I'm looking straight at you ♪ 656 00:26:52,032 --> 00:26:53,617 Oh, my God. 657 00:26:54,534 --> 00:26:57,621 ♪ Oh, I'm blind, all those women, girl ♪ 658 00:26:59,456 --> 00:27:04,127 ♪ But I, I can only see you ♪ 659 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:06,630 [sighs] You got this, Pascarelli. 660 00:27:07,505 --> 00:27:09,966 ♪ Won't you believe me? ♪ 661 00:27:10,842 --> 00:27:14,346 ♪ That I can only see ♪ 662 00:27:14,429 --> 00:27:16,181 ♪ What's in front of me ♪ 663 00:27:16,264 --> 00:27:18,475 ♪ And it's you, whoo! ♪ 664 00:27:18,558 --> 00:27:20,560 ♪ Can't even eat ♪ 665 00:27:21,603 --> 00:27:22,812 ♪ Oh ♪ 666 00:27:23,897 --> 00:27:26,066 Hi. Um, I'm AJ. 667 00:27:26,149 --> 00:27:27,776 New consumer and retail analyst. 668 00:27:27,859 --> 00:27:29,819 You must be our VP, Dileep? 669 00:27:29,903 --> 00:27:32,197 Yes, I emailed you a deal book that needs formatting, 670 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,115 And I would love to do that for you. Do I have a desk? 671 00:27:34,741 --> 00:27:36,284 Great. Uh, do I have an email? 672 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,621 You know what? I will figure it out myself. 673 00:27:43,166 --> 00:27:45,251 -No fucking way. -[mug clattering] 674 00:27:48,254 --> 00:27:50,298 You're our first-year? The girl from the lobby. 675 00:27:50,382 --> 00:27:52,759 Wow. This-- this is incredible. 676 00:27:52,842 --> 00:27:55,387 -What a warm welcome. Hi. -Oh, man, you should be so psyched. 677 00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,764 Uh, first off, hi. 678 00:27:57,847 --> 00:27:59,599 I'm Davis Beau Bradley Barrett III. 679 00:27:59,683 --> 00:28:01,559 -Mm-hmm. -And this is the best day of your life. 680 00:28:01,643 --> 00:28:03,770 You landed on the dream team. My man Dileep and I, 681 00:28:03,853 --> 00:28:06,314 we crush deals. And don't get me started on Jocelyn. 682 00:28:06,398 --> 00:28:08,191 She is a beast. 683 00:28:08,274 --> 00:28:10,777 Postponed foot surgery three times so she didn't miss work. 684 00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:12,570 That's why she's got that badass cane. 685 00:28:12,654 --> 00:28:15,031 Ruptured Achilles. It's excruciating, but it's worth it. 686 00:28:15,115 --> 00:28:17,409 I'm happy for you. How are the MDs? 687 00:28:17,492 --> 00:28:19,828 Oh, there's only one that matters. Uh, Bill Gibson. 688 00:28:21,121 --> 00:28:22,956 The legend? Bill the Butcher? 689 00:28:23,039 --> 00:28:25,792 Youngest MD ever, made 3 billion before 30? 690 00:28:25,875 --> 00:28:27,919 -He also dated a Hadid. -Hey, that is just a rumor. 691 00:28:28,002 --> 00:28:29,921 -[whispering] It's not a rumor. -Where is he? 692 00:28:30,004 --> 00:28:32,799 [laughing] Sorry. Oh. 693 00:28:32,882 --> 00:28:35,677 Bill doesn't work regular hours. He makes his own rules. 694 00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:37,220 When he's here, you'll know. 695 00:28:37,303 --> 00:28:39,139 He lives in that office. 696 00:28:39,222 --> 00:28:40,890 Wow. Well, great. 697 00:28:40,974 --> 00:28:42,600 -[clapping] Can't wait to be useful. -Yeah. 698 00:28:46,229 --> 00:28:48,898 Hey, uh, I know we just met, but, um, 699 00:28:48,982 --> 00:28:50,984 I would really love to... 700 00:28:52,777 --> 00:28:56,281 be a, uh, resource in your professional toolkit. 701 00:28:56,364 --> 00:28:58,700 Thank you. I appreciate it. 702 00:28:58,783 --> 00:28:59,784 Mm-hmm. 703 00:29:02,537 --> 00:29:04,456 Okey-dokey. 704 00:29:07,500 --> 00:29:09,502 Does anyone know what the password is? 705 00:29:09,586 --> 00:29:11,087 Yeah, I got it. I gotcha, yeah. 706 00:29:11,171 --> 00:29:13,965 [♪ upbeat music playing] 707 00:29:14,048 --> 00:29:16,009 [Wes] [clapping] Everyone! Attention, please. 708 00:29:16,092 --> 00:29:19,179 Attention! Meet Josh Teitelbaum. 709 00:29:20,096 --> 00:29:21,765 Yes, that Teitelbaum. 710 00:29:21,848 --> 00:29:23,475 Adding a touch of class to this place. 711 00:29:23,558 --> 00:29:25,059 He's our new production assistant. 712 00:29:25,143 --> 00:29:26,978 Isn't this glamorous? 713 00:29:27,061 --> 00:29:28,146 What?! 714 00:29:28,229 --> 00:29:29,731 I think he'll make a wonderful addition. 715 00:29:29,814 --> 00:29:32,275 Um, could we please discuss this in private? 716 00:29:32,358 --> 00:29:33,860 No need, Paula, it's a done deal. 717 00:29:33,943 --> 00:29:36,988 Well, there were other qualified candidates, 718 00:29:37,071 --> 00:29:38,364 like Elena. 719 00:29:38,448 --> 00:29:39,991 -Who's Elena? -I'm Elena. 720 00:29:40,074 --> 00:29:41,493 I've been working here for a year. 721 00:29:41,576 --> 00:29:42,994 I drove you home from your colonoscopy. 722 00:29:43,077 --> 00:29:45,497 Oh. E-Elena. 723 00:29:46,331 --> 00:29:48,166 Yes, you're-- you're great. 724 00:29:48,249 --> 00:29:51,085 You have to understand, I was very high that day. 725 00:29:51,169 --> 00:29:54,339 Isn't it wonderful? We can have Elena the intern 726 00:29:54,422 --> 00:29:56,508 and Josh both working here. 727 00:29:56,591 --> 00:29:59,052 Paula, get him a desk or something. 728 00:29:59,135 --> 00:30:02,388 [♪ rhythmic drumbeat playing] 729 00:30:05,350 --> 00:30:07,352 -I brought cupcakes. -Oh! 730 00:30:07,435 --> 00:30:09,604 Elena, you want to grab us some plates and napkins? 731 00:30:09,687 --> 00:30:11,564 ♪♪ 732 00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:15,151 -[knocking] -Not a good time. 733 00:30:17,821 --> 00:30:20,323 I know I wasn't your first choice, but I am smart, 734 00:30:20,406 --> 00:30:22,617 I am hard-working, and I will prove to you 735 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:24,077 that I was the right choice. 736 00:30:24,786 --> 00:30:26,454 Do you want to know how I got this job? 737 00:30:26,538 --> 00:30:27,747 Oh, yes! 738 00:30:27,831 --> 00:30:30,291 Please. Love an origin story. 739 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:34,838 In the early '90s, things weren't great for women in TV. 740 00:30:34,921 --> 00:30:36,714 I can't imagine. You probably had to work 741 00:30:36,798 --> 00:30:38,550 twice as hard to rise up the ranks. 742 00:30:38,633 --> 00:30:41,761 I had to work ten times as hard, and still got nowhere. 743 00:30:41,845 --> 00:30:44,556 So, I got creative. I married Wes. 744 00:30:45,932 --> 00:30:48,351 I'm sorry, you were married to Wes Dryden? 745 00:30:48,434 --> 00:30:52,605 But he's gay, and so are you... 've never told me 746 00:30:52,689 --> 00:30:53,815 how you identify. 747 00:30:53,898 --> 00:30:55,441 Oh, we're both raging homos. 748 00:30:55,525 --> 00:30:57,694 But back then, Wes had to look 749 00:30:57,777 --> 00:30:59,988 like a family man for the anchor job. 750 00:31:00,071 --> 00:31:04,075 And I needed to seem sexually palatable to one man 751 00:31:04,158 --> 00:31:05,994 to earn the respect of other men. 752 00:31:06,744 --> 00:31:08,413 That's the worst thing I've ever heard. 753 00:31:08,496 --> 00:31:11,165 Yeah. So, that's what I had to do. 754 00:31:11,249 --> 00:31:14,919 And to think, all you had to do 755 00:31:15,003 --> 00:31:16,629 was to say your last name. 756 00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:18,715 I am seeing the discrepancy. 757 00:31:18,798 --> 00:31:22,427 So, as long as I'm here, you will never advance at the show. 758 00:31:22,510 --> 00:31:25,221 And I'm not going anywhere. I've been on the Blue Zone diet 759 00:31:25,305 --> 00:31:27,140 since Clinton's first term. 760 00:31:27,223 --> 00:31:30,977 So, unless that cupcake is made of algae, you can leave. 761 00:31:37,734 --> 00:31:39,736 ♪♪ 762 00:31:39,819 --> 00:31:41,821 [phone ringing] 763 00:31:44,866 --> 00:31:46,451 Hi, Vanessa. Where are you? 764 00:31:46,534 --> 00:31:47,952 The fitting starts in ten minutes. 765 00:31:48,036 --> 00:31:50,204 -[siren wailing] -I'm going to the hospital. 766 00:31:50,288 --> 00:31:52,457 What? What happened? 767 00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:55,960 [sighs] I was in a taxi, and there was stupid fucking gridlock, 768 00:31:56,044 --> 00:31:58,296 so I got out to walk, and I got hit by a pedicab. 769 00:31:58,379 --> 00:32:00,965 A pedicab? How? Those things go, like, two miles an hour. 770 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:02,967 I may have been texting 771 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:05,929 with Loewe's head of PR and wasn't looking. 772 00:32:06,012 --> 00:32:09,474 Anyway, the point is, you have to get Austin ready by yourself. 773 00:32:10,183 --> 00:32:11,601 Me? Alone? 774 00:32:11,684 --> 00:32:13,436 Oh, fuck my life. Yes. 775 00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:15,104 That's what "by yourself" means. 776 00:32:16,022 --> 00:32:17,732 God, now I'm panicking. 777 00:32:17,815 --> 00:32:20,610 Can you sedate me, sir? Like in the movies? 778 00:32:20,693 --> 00:32:23,488 Vanessa, don't worry about it. I got it. 779 00:32:24,989 --> 00:32:27,116 [sighs] Okay. 780 00:32:29,369 --> 00:32:32,038 Hi! Does anyone here have any upper-body strength? 781 00:32:35,333 --> 00:32:38,878 Welcome to our first year analyst speaker series. 782 00:32:38,962 --> 00:32:40,713 [cheering and applause] 783 00:32:40,797 --> 00:32:45,176 We're thrilled to be talking with someone who is very hard to pin down. 784 00:32:45,259 --> 00:32:47,679 Managing Director Bill Gibson. 785 00:32:47,762 --> 00:32:49,347 [applause] 786 00:32:50,807 --> 00:32:52,642 Oh, fuck me. 787 00:32:52,725 --> 00:32:54,602 So much is said 788 00:32:54,686 --> 00:32:58,064 about the intense lifestyle of investment bankers. 789 00:32:58,147 --> 00:33:00,733 But at Fisher Stassen, we're working hard 790 00:33:00,817 --> 00:33:02,443 to reject that old trope. 791 00:33:02,527 --> 00:33:05,530 So, let's start with work-life balance. 792 00:33:05,613 --> 00:33:07,156 What's that quote? 793 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,117 "No one on their deathbed 794 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:11,953 ever said they wished they spent more time in the office"? 795 00:33:12,036 --> 00:33:13,329 Yes, exactly. 796 00:33:13,413 --> 00:33:14,872 Total bullshit. 797 00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:18,334 Look, I'm from Bumfuck, Oklahoma, right? 798 00:33:18,418 --> 00:33:20,169 I was nobody until I got here. 799 00:33:20,253 --> 00:33:22,130 -You mean you found community. -No. 800 00:33:22,213 --> 00:33:24,590 Fuck community. I found power. 801 00:33:24,674 --> 00:33:26,926 Look, you ever close a billion-dollar merger? 802 00:33:27,010 --> 00:33:29,387 [exhales sharply] It's better than the best night of sex you ever had. 803 00:33:29,470 --> 00:33:32,098 [chuckles nervously] He's being metaphorical. 804 00:33:32,181 --> 00:33:33,349 [Bill] No, I'm not. 805 00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:35,143 And it's not about the expense account 806 00:33:35,226 --> 00:33:36,853 or the drugs, although those are great, too. 807 00:33:36,936 --> 00:33:38,396 It's about the leverage. 808 00:33:39,063 --> 00:33:40,231 That's real power. 809 00:33:40,314 --> 00:33:41,607 And about work-life balance, 810 00:33:41,691 --> 00:33:44,902 if this job were easy, everyone would do it. 811 00:33:44,986 --> 00:33:47,280 Do you have anything inspirational 812 00:33:47,363 --> 00:33:50,074 -you could impart to our young people? -Yeah. 813 00:33:51,534 --> 00:33:54,996 You're no longer young people. You're just people. 814 00:33:55,079 --> 00:33:58,082 And people are either productive or dead weight. 815 00:33:58,166 --> 00:34:01,669 So, if you want to take off on a Friday to go to a music festival, 816 00:34:01,753 --> 00:34:03,629 or if you wanna whine because your boss 817 00:34:03,713 --> 00:34:06,257 won't let you grow a mustache, if you're not willing 818 00:34:06,340 --> 00:34:09,260 to sacrifice everything for this job... 819 00:34:11,012 --> 00:34:12,680 the exit is right there. 820 00:34:13,848 --> 00:34:15,016 Uh, thank you, Bill. 821 00:34:15,099 --> 00:34:18,352 That was such a colorful, unfiltered perspective. 822 00:34:18,436 --> 00:34:22,023 But remember, that does not reflect company values. 823 00:34:22,106 --> 00:34:23,608 Please don't post this. 824 00:34:25,818 --> 00:34:27,570 [Kel] Thank you so much for meeting me, Naya. 825 00:34:27,653 --> 00:34:29,530 -How's work? -Really good. 826 00:34:29,614 --> 00:34:31,616 It's a great time to be in plastic surgery. 827 00:34:31,699 --> 00:34:34,077 Literally everyone hates how they look, even hot people. 828 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:36,245 -Huh! -What's up? 829 00:34:37,163 --> 00:34:38,456 I'm dropping out of medical school. 830 00:34:38,539 --> 00:34:39,749 You're joking. 831 00:34:39,832 --> 00:34:42,460 Is this because you fainted in the cadaver lab? 832 00:34:42,543 --> 00:34:44,712 -You know about that? -Yes, everyone's talking about it. 833 00:34:44,796 --> 00:34:46,672 -It's all over the Columbia Reddit. -[laughing sarcastically] 834 00:34:46,756 --> 00:34:49,759 Kel, everyone hates med school and thinks about dropping out. 835 00:34:49,842 --> 00:34:51,302 -You'll get over it. -No, I won't. 836 00:34:51,385 --> 00:34:54,222 I'm miserable. I don't even want to be a doctor. 837 00:34:54,305 --> 00:34:56,432 I just really need you on my side when I tell Mom. 838 00:34:56,516 --> 00:34:59,769 I just need some time to figure out what to say next time I see her. 839 00:34:59,852 --> 00:35:02,605 -Oh, my God, you're going to kill me. -What? Why? 840 00:35:02,688 --> 00:35:04,357 -Mom's here. -What? 841 00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:06,859 Well, she called me, and I told her we were having lunch, 842 00:35:06,943 --> 00:35:08,361 so she asked if she could stop by. 843 00:35:08,444 --> 00:35:10,029 -Naya! -I didn't know. 844 00:35:10,113 --> 00:35:12,865 -There are my babies! -Mom. 845 00:35:12,949 --> 00:35:14,200 Mwah. Mwah. 846 00:35:14,283 --> 00:35:16,661 I didn't know you'd be here. I-- I love it. 847 00:35:16,744 --> 00:35:19,497 It's so hard to get both of you together. 848 00:35:19,580 --> 00:35:23,417 You're in surgery. You're fainting in the cadaver lab. 849 00:35:23,501 --> 00:35:26,129 -Wow, so everyone knows. -But what does it matter? 850 00:35:26,212 --> 00:35:27,922 You're becoming a doctor. 851 00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:31,676 Mom, I'm-- I'm glad that you're here. 852 00:35:31,759 --> 00:35:33,636 I didn't think I'd be telling you this now, 853 00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:35,138 -but I don't-- I don't think I'm-- -In a second, Kel. 854 00:35:35,221 --> 00:35:37,181 I want to take our Christmas card photos. 855 00:35:37,265 --> 00:35:38,641 Christmas card photos? 856 00:35:38,724 --> 00:35:42,270 Yes. Both of you in your doctor coats. 857 00:35:42,353 --> 00:35:45,648 It's a festive way to let our friends and family know 858 00:35:45,731 --> 00:35:48,234 my children are more successful than theirs. 859 00:35:48,317 --> 00:35:50,027 That is what the holidays are all about. 860 00:35:50,111 --> 00:35:53,072 Now, Kel, what did you want to tell me? 861 00:35:54,907 --> 00:35:56,742 That this card rocks. Let's take this pic. 862 00:35:56,826 --> 00:35:58,661 Alright, now. 863 00:35:58,744 --> 00:36:00,371 Wait for these people to move. 864 00:36:00,454 --> 00:36:02,790 Let's do back-to-back. Bigger smiles. 865 00:36:02,874 --> 00:36:04,584 You love being a doctor! 866 00:36:04,667 --> 00:36:05,835 Yes. 867 00:36:05,918 --> 00:36:08,921 [♪ jazz music playing] 868 00:36:11,090 --> 00:36:12,675 [Josh] [groaning] I've had a horrible day. 869 00:36:12,758 --> 00:36:15,261 My 60-year-old boss told me she'll outlive me, 870 00:36:15,344 --> 00:36:16,804 and I think I believe her. 871 00:36:16,888 --> 00:36:18,806 I'm sorry to hear that. 872 00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:20,641 I got you Thai from Fish Cheeks. 873 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:23,144 My favorite. 874 00:36:23,227 --> 00:36:25,938 You always know how to make me feel better. 875 00:36:28,524 --> 00:36:31,110 What's up? Wait, why do you have your suitcase? 876 00:36:31,194 --> 00:36:34,530 The food is actually a goodbye gift. I'm leaving. 877 00:36:36,032 --> 00:36:38,367 -What? -Josh, I'm not in love with you anymore. 878 00:36:38,451 --> 00:36:41,495 Are you kidding me? I-- I'm getting our neighbors evicted 879 00:36:41,579 --> 00:36:43,331 so we can move in together. 880 00:36:43,414 --> 00:36:46,125 Well, about that. It's the craziest thing. 881 00:36:46,209 --> 00:36:49,879 I was looking at an apartment, and just randomly, 882 00:36:49,962 --> 00:36:52,173 the guy who was showing me the listing, 883 00:36:52,256 --> 00:36:54,091 we just hit it off. [chuckles] 884 00:36:54,175 --> 00:36:56,552 You're leaving me for a real estate agent? 885 00:36:56,636 --> 00:36:58,554 Well, he's not just a real estate agent. 886 00:36:58,638 --> 00:37:00,765 Josh, he's a Property Brother. 887 00:37:00,848 --> 00:37:03,601 I mean, not the one with Zooey Deschanel or that guy's twin, 888 00:37:03,684 --> 00:37:05,102 but their younger brother. 889 00:37:05,186 --> 00:37:08,231 You're leaving me for a nonessential Property Brother? 890 00:37:08,314 --> 00:37:10,524 Uh, do not talk about Eric like that. 891 00:37:10,608 --> 00:37:12,526 Eric? The fuck? 892 00:37:12,610 --> 00:37:14,278 It was electric when we met, 893 00:37:14,362 --> 00:37:17,406 and it made me realize what is missing in our relationship. 894 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:19,784 -What are we missing? -Well, he's fun! 895 00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:22,954 And he isn't embarrassed that he's rich. 896 00:37:23,037 --> 00:37:26,499 I mean, we will go to a restaurant even if the Sultan of Brunei owns it, 897 00:37:26,582 --> 00:37:28,793 or wear leather without it being a whole thing. 898 00:37:28,876 --> 00:37:31,087 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not complicit in cow genocide. 899 00:37:31,170 --> 00:37:35,716 You know, the irony is, if you met him, you would love him. 900 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,177 I don't want to hear about your stupid fucking realtor boyfriend, Vivian. 901 00:37:38,261 --> 00:37:40,429 Take your Thai food and go. 902 00:37:44,976 --> 00:37:47,478 And for what it's worth, you can keep my Brita. 903 00:37:47,561 --> 00:37:49,897 Eric lets me drink single-use plastics. 904 00:37:50,815 --> 00:37:52,775 Congratulations, you're dating a monster. 905 00:37:56,404 --> 00:37:58,406 Yeah, I'm not doing a spray tan. 906 00:37:58,489 --> 00:38:01,242 It's the Independent Spirit Awards, not the VMAs. 907 00:38:01,325 --> 00:38:03,411 I mean, would Paul Mescal do a spray tan? 908 00:38:04,912 --> 00:38:06,580 Oh, it's his guy? 909 00:38:06,664 --> 00:38:08,124 [scoffs] Yeah, alright, let's do it. 910 00:38:08,207 --> 00:38:09,667 Okay, gotta go. 911 00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:11,877 -Yeah, can we just make this fast? -Sure. 912 00:38:11,961 --> 00:38:13,296 Um, I'm Abby. 913 00:38:14,714 --> 00:38:17,758 I'm filling in for Vanessa, who is indisposed. 914 00:38:17,842 --> 00:38:18,926 Who's Vanessa? 915 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:23,014 -She's your stylist. -Oh, the tiny, grouchy woman? 916 00:38:23,097 --> 00:38:24,098 -Mm-hmm. -Cool. 917 00:38:24,181 --> 00:38:25,766 What are we wearing? 918 00:38:26,475 --> 00:38:27,476 Uh... 919 00:38:30,229 --> 00:38:31,939 -Here we go. -[scoffs] 920 00:38:32,023 --> 00:38:33,357 Righto. 921 00:38:37,111 --> 00:38:40,531 Let me know if you need any help getting into it. 922 00:38:42,825 --> 00:38:44,618 Vanessa loves this for you. 923 00:38:44,702 --> 00:38:46,704 It's, uh, this designer Blemish. 924 00:38:46,787 --> 00:38:49,790 They're European. Very avant garde. 925 00:38:51,042 --> 00:38:52,126 Oh. 926 00:38:52,793 --> 00:38:56,088 I love it. [chuckles] It's, uh, s-such a choice. 927 00:38:56,172 --> 00:38:57,548 Oh, yeah? 928 00:38:57,631 --> 00:39:00,343 I mean, I think we can both agree this is horrible, 929 00:39:00,426 --> 00:39:02,094 But it doesn't matter. 930 00:39:02,178 --> 00:39:04,722 -Fashion is not important. -[scoffs] 931 00:39:05,639 --> 00:39:08,142 -What? -Fashion's not not important 932 00:39:08,225 --> 00:39:09,769 just because you don't understand it. 933 00:39:09,852 --> 00:39:12,897 Oh, are you seriously trying to tell me this is a normal, cool way to dress? 934 00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:14,607 I look like a time-traveling stripper. 935 00:39:14,690 --> 00:39:17,777 Okay, I agree that maybe it's a little over the top. 936 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:20,529 [scoffs] I didn't get into acting to make a fashion statement. 937 00:39:20,613 --> 00:39:22,239 I mean, it's about the work, 938 00:39:22,323 --> 00:39:23,783 -not what I wear. -[scoffs] 939 00:39:23,866 --> 00:39:26,160 Are you gonna keep making these little sounds? 940 00:39:26,243 --> 00:39:29,080 I just-- I'm sorry. If it is just about the work, 941 00:39:29,163 --> 00:39:30,873 then why do red carpets exist? 942 00:39:30,956 --> 00:39:32,917 Because if the audience is into the fashion, 943 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,668 they're way more likely to see your movie. 944 00:39:34,752 --> 00:39:36,837 Fair enough. But I still don't like the suit. 945 00:39:36,921 --> 00:39:38,547 So unless you have something else that I can wear, 946 00:39:38,631 --> 00:39:42,510 Miss Fashion Justice Warrior, I'm gonna rock my t-shirt and jeans. 947 00:39:42,593 --> 00:39:43,761 Okay, wait. Wait. 948 00:39:43,844 --> 00:39:46,806 I, I-- I might have something for you. 949 00:39:46,889 --> 00:39:51,352 Most of this rack is garbage, but I snuck something good in. 950 00:39:51,435 --> 00:39:53,938 Are you sure about that color? I'm gonna look like a pomegranate. 951 00:39:54,021 --> 00:39:55,272 It's Dolce and Gabbana. 952 00:39:56,357 --> 00:39:59,235 [sighs] Colin Farrell's worn them. 953 00:40:00,152 --> 00:40:01,404 -Colin Farrell? -Mm-hmm. 954 00:40:02,238 --> 00:40:04,865 Really? Alright. [chuckles] Well, I'll try. 955 00:40:04,949 --> 00:40:07,159 ♪♪ 956 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,082 ♪♪ 957 00:40:13,165 --> 00:40:16,168 [♪ suspenseful music playing] 958 00:40:21,507 --> 00:40:22,716 Not tonight, rapist! 959 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,468 [screaming] 960 00:40:24,552 --> 00:40:26,095 What the hell? Davis? 961 00:40:26,178 --> 00:40:27,304 Why did you do that? 962 00:40:27,388 --> 00:40:29,014 Why are you following me? 963 00:40:29,098 --> 00:40:30,391 I'm not, I'm walking home! 964 00:40:30,474 --> 00:40:32,643 -Home? Where? -Right here. 965 00:40:32,726 --> 00:40:34,854 -I'm 6-C. -I'm 6-D. 966 00:40:34,937 --> 00:40:36,939 Oh, my God, do you live with Josh 967 00:40:37,022 --> 00:40:39,275 and that hot guy who's obsessed with my roommate? 968 00:40:39,358 --> 00:40:41,485 I think people consider me the hot one, but yes. 969 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:43,779 -Oh, my God, my eyes! -Oh, I'm so sorry. 970 00:40:43,863 --> 00:40:46,532 -Davis, is there anything I can do? -It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. 971 00:40:46,615 --> 00:40:48,868 -I'm fine. -Okay. Sorry again. 972 00:40:48,951 --> 00:40:50,703 Stressful day. 973 00:40:50,786 --> 00:40:54,665 May I ask, is Bill, like, forgiving and chill? 974 00:40:54,748 --> 00:40:56,083 No, no, not at all. 975 00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:58,669 There's a reason your analyst job was open. 976 00:40:58,752 --> 00:41:00,212 He fired the previous girl 'cause he didn't like 977 00:41:00,296 --> 00:41:02,214 how she spelled her name, Erika with a K. 978 00:41:02,298 --> 00:41:04,508 It's not even that weird of a way to spell Erika. 979 00:41:05,176 --> 00:41:09,430 And what if someone at work called him, like, an asshole? 980 00:41:09,513 --> 00:41:11,432 He'd kill them and fire them, 981 00:41:11,515 --> 00:41:13,225 -in that order. -Oh, God. 982 00:41:13,309 --> 00:41:16,145 And all I wanted was for one person at work to like me. 983 00:41:18,314 --> 00:41:19,440 I like you. 984 00:41:20,941 --> 00:41:21,942 Thank you. 985 00:41:22,943 --> 00:41:26,780 I mean, it means slightly less because you seem to like everyone. 986 00:41:27,615 --> 00:41:30,284 Guilty. But I usually don't feel that way 987 00:41:30,367 --> 00:41:32,119 about people who just pepper-sprayed me. 988 00:41:32,203 --> 00:41:34,580 So, you're good. 989 00:41:36,457 --> 00:41:37,666 Anyways, I'm gonna go in 990 00:41:37,750 --> 00:41:39,460 and rinse my eyes just to make sure I'm not blind. 991 00:41:39,543 --> 00:41:42,087 Of course. So sorry again. 992 00:41:42,171 --> 00:41:43,380 Uh, good luck. 993 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,053 [Abby sighs] 994 00:41:49,929 --> 00:41:52,223 Oh, my God. You look so good. 995 00:41:52,306 --> 00:41:54,016 -Really? -Yeah. 996 00:41:54,099 --> 00:41:55,976 -It's pretty red. -It suits you. 997 00:41:56,060 --> 00:41:58,062 People are gonna lose it when they see you play that dying guy 998 00:41:58,145 --> 00:41:59,522 that ends up with Ana de Armas. 999 00:41:59,605 --> 00:42:01,023 You googled my movie. 1000 00:42:01,106 --> 00:42:02,441 Yeah, of course I did. 1001 00:42:02,525 --> 00:42:04,276 The work is important, too. 1002 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,237 Almost as important as the fashion. 1003 00:42:06,987 --> 00:42:08,906 Okay, well, take it off. I need to steam it. 1004 00:42:14,328 --> 00:42:15,955 Were you just checking me out? 1005 00:42:16,038 --> 00:42:17,331 What? No! 1006 00:42:17,414 --> 00:42:19,250 Absolutely not. That is so unprofessional. 1007 00:42:19,333 --> 00:42:20,834 I would never. 1008 00:42:21,627 --> 00:42:22,795 That's too bad. 1009 00:42:23,504 --> 00:42:26,340 ♪ I won't wait this time ♪ 1010 00:42:27,341 --> 00:42:31,011 ♪ No, not now, not again, not much longer ♪ 1011 00:42:31,595 --> 00:42:36,350 ♪ Let's make it last forever 'cause the night's still young ♪ 1012 00:42:37,768 --> 00:42:40,062 [sighing] Ruth Bader Twinsburg. 1013 00:42:41,647 --> 00:42:43,649 That was such a fucking good costume. 1014 00:42:44,650 --> 00:42:46,110 Um, take out for AJ? 1015 00:42:46,193 --> 00:42:49,989 [clearing throat] I know you are sad, but it is time to pay. 1016 00:42:52,241 --> 00:42:55,160 Shit. I left my wallet upstairs. 1017 00:42:55,244 --> 00:42:57,538 -Can I Venmo you? -Venmo? 1018 00:42:57,621 --> 00:42:58,872 This is a restaurant. 1019 00:42:58,956 --> 00:43:01,166 We are not roommates with a shared utility bill. 1020 00:43:01,250 --> 00:43:03,377 -I'll just run up and grab it. -I cannot let you leave. 1021 00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:07,256 Hey, man, I just had my heart shattered an hour ago. 1022 00:43:07,339 --> 00:43:08,674 I don't know if that's ever happened to you. 1023 00:43:08,757 --> 00:43:10,426 -No, I have never been dumped. -Okay. 1024 00:43:10,509 --> 00:43:13,095 Well, can you give me a break and let me run upstairs and get the money? 1025 00:43:13,178 --> 00:43:15,389 -I can pay. I have cash. -No! 1026 00:43:15,472 --> 00:43:16,890 -Great. -Absolutely not. 1027 00:43:16,974 --> 00:43:18,726 -She is a good friend. -Oh, we are not. 1028 00:43:20,644 --> 00:43:22,688 You really didn't need to do that. 1029 00:43:22,771 --> 00:43:23,981 You know, I had it covered. 1030 00:43:24,064 --> 00:43:26,483 You shouldn't rip off small businesses. That's not okay. 1031 00:43:26,567 --> 00:43:28,110 I wasn't doing that. I love small business. 1032 00:43:28,193 --> 00:43:29,445 You could just say thank you. 1033 00:43:30,696 --> 00:43:31,697 Thank you. 1034 00:43:31,780 --> 00:43:34,283 Great. Gonna get my food. 1035 00:43:35,242 --> 00:43:36,410 Wait, hold on. 1036 00:43:37,369 --> 00:43:38,662 Have we met before? 1037 00:43:39,622 --> 00:43:41,373 Well, um, yeah. 1038 00:43:41,457 --> 00:43:42,958 -I live across the hall. -No, no, no. 1039 00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:44,585 Like, before that. 1040 00:43:44,668 --> 00:43:46,587 You seem so familiar. 1041 00:43:47,588 --> 00:43:51,300 Well, maybe your conscience wants you to be nicer to me. 1042 00:43:52,384 --> 00:43:54,261 Fair. 1043 00:43:54,345 --> 00:43:55,846 Thanks again. 1044 00:43:55,929 --> 00:43:58,474 -I'll pay you back. -Sweet. 1045 00:43:59,433 --> 00:44:01,435 ♪♪ 1046 00:44:05,648 --> 00:44:09,485 [Josh] Hey, Antoine. Forget what we said about the girls in 6D. My bad. 1047 00:44:09,568 --> 00:44:10,944 [text whooshing] 1048 00:44:12,196 --> 00:44:15,199 [Kel] Hey, can you talk tomorrow? I might need a job. 1049 00:44:15,282 --> 00:44:16,533 -[text whooshing] -[door opens] 1050 00:44:18,077 --> 00:44:19,828 Oh, my God, what happened to you? 1051 00:44:20,996 --> 00:44:22,831 I was just pepper-sprayed. 1052 00:44:22,915 --> 00:44:24,208 Why are you smiling? 1053 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:28,170 Because I just met the woman of my dreams. 1054 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:37,346 Oh, my God. 1055 00:44:37,429 --> 00:44:40,683 AJ, Austin wore an outfit I styled today. 1056 00:44:40,766 --> 00:44:43,811 And, yes, Vanessa may kill me tomorrow, but... 1057 00:44:44,812 --> 00:44:46,480 Wait. What's wrong? 1058 00:44:47,481 --> 00:44:50,442 You know that asshole I told off at the coffee cart? 1059 00:44:50,526 --> 00:44:53,237 Yeah, that was awesome. I love when you rage out on randoms. 1060 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,491 Well, turns out he's actually incredible, 1061 00:44:57,574 --> 00:45:00,577 and brilliant, and my boss. 1062 00:45:00,661 --> 00:45:03,163 And the second he sees me again, he's gonna fire me. 1063 00:45:04,665 --> 00:45:05,874 Oh, shit. 1064 00:45:05,958 --> 00:45:08,961 [♪ "The Dreaming Moon" by The Magnetic Fields playing] 1065 00:45:13,006 --> 00:45:15,801 ♪ We were young and in love ♪ 1066 00:45:15,884 --> 00:45:18,929 ♪ In a burning town ♪ 1067 00:45:19,012 --> 00:45:21,807 ♪ But the fire went out ♪ 1068 00:45:21,890 --> 00:45:24,852 ♪ I'm alone again now ♪ 1069 00:45:24,935 --> 00:45:30,691 ♪ And I finally know how cool to be cold ♪ 1070 00:45:30,774 --> 00:45:33,485 ♪ With the dreaming moon ♪ 1071 00:45:33,569 --> 00:45:36,947 ♪♪ 1072 00:45:52,045 --> 00:45:53,046 [voice] Go to bed.